Dear Kleiner Perkins, Wilson Sonsini, Elon Musk, Greylock Partners, SVB and Khosla Ventures:
Can you clear up some confusion?
We were discussing your venture capital company with the FBI, the U.S. Congress and a number of law firms and need to finalize the understanding of your operations.
After extensive investigation, it seems that only one of two possibilities exist.
Option #1: You consciously arranged a mafia-class organized crime crony payola kickback scheme with Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama and you, and every employee there, needs to be sent to federal prison and have all of your assets bankrupted. Because your emails and phone records show that you ordered hit jobs on Bay Area people who reported you, some of you deserve even worse than prison.
Option #2: Even though all of the glory pages on your website claim that your staff are genius-level PhD’s and the smartest people in the world, you actually only accidentally arranged a mafia-class organized crime crony payola kickback scheme with Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. In this “accidental” set of thousands of coincidences that worked out to rig three elections, you just happened to be the only financial beneficiaries in the world.
Which of these is true?
In either case you deserve punishment.
You can watch what happened after the FBI raid of Solyndra, the Meme destruction of CNN and the hundreds of other take-downs currently underway because those are just warm-ups for your take-downs.
We have asked, in writing, for the FBI to arrest and investigate you. Every reporter on Earth will soon have a dossier on every employee at your firm. Over 200 million voters are now watching your every move. Every Pension fund has been asked to cut you off.
Was it Option #1 or Option #2?