Elon Musk Wants To Give You Brain Cancer Before You Die Of Boredom On Mars


One thing is certain: You will get 5 different kinds of cancers on your way to Elon Musk’s Mars. SpaceX has no effective shielding for Space radiation. Your zero-gravity nausea will be endless. Your body will atrophy from Zero G. If you are pregnant, your fetus will die or mutate. Once you get to Mars, you will live in an endless desert of nothingness with a vast empty desert of small rocks.

Sound Fun? Ready to go to a planet that exists to kill you with cancer and boredom?


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